I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
Who needs a job.
*dorkily winks at you*
sometimes i feel like this
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
I want to be rich to the point where I truly believe that throwing cash at a wound will solve everything. I want to throw cash at my dead cousin. I want to throw cash at corruption. I want to throw cash at the man who held a gun to my niece’s head last month. I want to throw cash at my dying grandfather. Can i throw cash at the people who raised me but can barely raise a finger now? I want to throw cash at myself and make it rain. I want to make earth green again.
I know I have the new iOS 8 in my hands but, most others day, I feel empty and hurt. I just want to cry. But these new iPhone updates are so useful.